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YOU MIGHT BE A REAL JEEPER IF....

a scratch or a dent is a trophy
you have to help your mom get in
you puke when you see a RAV4
you take your friends trail riding, and they say, "What trail, I don' t see a trail"
when it rains and you don't care that your top and doors are in the garage
every page of your repair manual is greasy
you get custom pinstriping from trail brush
you have a high water mark inside your vehicle
you spend more time under your Jeep than under your signifigant other
you are the only one who doesn't plow your driveway
you are stuck in traffic and you picture the cars in front of you as trail obstacles
there are more pictures in your family album of your Jeep than your relatives
you use the hose to clean mud from the outside and inside of your vehicle
you know what the wave is and always use it
you understand that Jeep is not a vehicle, but a way of life